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I can proudly say, that I've been making this world a better place [LOL] since April 17th 1985. If you're no good at math that makes me 154 years old - if your too clever to be fooled, then I'm not even yet out of my teens.

Music has always been a passion of mine - ever since I discovered Billy Joel at the age of about 3 months. ha! - and I love ALL sorts of different genres; Anything I can sing to, basically! Hehe, But I'm especially fond of pop (i'm the backstreet boys biggest STRAIGHT male fan, I swear! lol) , soul, r'n'b, broadway, and soft rock. =)
Someday I swear I WILL release a platinum album (whilst getting an oscar, and best selling novel on the side! ... dont ask for much, do I!?)

I'm originally from Westminister, in London, (although its really "Marylebone"... but Dad always warned me to tell people its "Westminister" on account of the fact it sounds more posh, and we are within the constituency of the Westminister Council, so it aint really a lie. Hmmm... I have a tendency to WAFFLE... dont ya know?? LOL!) but in September 2004, my family made the big move across the pond, and we currently reside in New York City. I'm still getting used to it. :-s lol

We're lucky our house is pretty big, 'cause its home to me, my three year old daughter Jessica-Angel, my dad, my step-mother Anita, my baby "half" sister Chloe, and my two sexy pussys! cats; Romeo and Rolex.
I truly love my family to bits - ask anyone... But I just can't wait to get out and see the world. I want to cartwheel NAKED around every country on earth! (just for the hella it! lol.)-Japan is a current obsession of mine. I've been three times now - and am saving up to go again.

My lifes one big hyperbole. Honestly - "You think you know... but you have No idea."

My daughter, Jessica was born when I was fifteen. Four weeks short of my sixteenth birthday - Old enough to know my lifes about to change forever, but too young to ever imagine or comprehend the physical and psychological ride I was about to embark on.
To cut a long story short; Jessica's mother; Claire walked out, and buggered off to University. (Of course; its more complicated than that... but hey - I haven't got all YEAR to sit and explain.)

Looking back? I see how hard it must have been for her - to be practically disowned by her once-loving family, to have her dreams of becoming a world-class dancer ruined, and what can only with heindsight be diagnosed as some form of post-natal depression - But that doens't mean I could ever condone what the rash, selfishness of her actions.
But I'm not complaining about my "hyperboleic" world. Far from it. - I'm not some starving child in Africa, or a war-stricken Iraqi ... I have no right to complain. I dont know the meaning of tragedy; so I wont pretend I do...

On a lighter note - My SECRET girlfriend is Britney Spears (but shhh! It’s sooo secret that not even she is aware of it! *lol*) But I wouldn’t say no to Beyonce, mandy moore or J-lo either. (yeah - I like american girls! HA!)
I think that the most beautiful thing about a girl is her smile - give me a grin and I'll be turned on for life! LOL

Anyways, thats enough about me! ... Hope to be buds!!! *shakes hands* hehe;
your community lunatic... RYAN. X